I think the term "GFE" should be changed to something more fitting in this business. If the whole girlfriend experience was so great, you wouldn't be looking for something else. I know that I have used this term in my website & I am thinking of changing it but I need some help from you as to what to classify the experience you will share with me.

The following list is things that your girlfriend will be guilty of but I will not:

1. I will not ask you to stop at the grocery store to pick up a box of tampons, cat food or toilet paper. I will do that in my free time.

2. I will not forget that you are the most important man in the world while you are here.

3. I will always greet you with a hug & kiss. I will always offer you the drink of your choice & will always expect you to come upstairs with me to show me your very best moves.

4. I won't ever ask you to fix the toilet, clean the litter box or pick up your dirty socks.

5. You never have to worry that I will ask you to borrow money or buy me that $900 watch I want so badly.

6. I won't ever burden you with my personal problems & expect you to fix them.

Since all the things I have listed above are the reality of having a girlfriend, the term "GFE" really doesn't fit what you will get from me. Please give me your thoughts on this & help me come up with the perfect term for the experience I offer.