I make every reasonable effort to return phone calls within two hours. Sometimes, I may be unable to do so. Please leave times when I can safely and discreetly call you back. If I'm not able to call you back within 2 hrs & you have not given me the ok to call back any time, I will not call you back. I do not want to take the chance of causing you any problems.
Occasionally, I get behind in my email. I do try to answer my mail as promptly as possible, though sometimes I am so busy in my personal life that I am forced to put "less pressing" mails on the back burner. I will respond to you in some way as quickly as I can. Your patience is greatly appreciated, and I assure you that patience will be amply rewarded!
There are other reasons why I may not return a call or email:
1. You failed to leave your phone number
2. You didn't leave your name;
3. I don't return calls from people who are obviously under the influence;
4. I don't return calls left after midnight
5. You may have been rude, offensive, or used explicit or inappropriate language
6. The message you left was garbled, I couldn't understand what you were saying
7. You may have mentioned an exchange of money for sexual favors
